Dimitar Berbatov - The Bulgarian Magician

The Bulgarian Magician Our Number nine
A Big Reason for our incline
Highest goal Scorer Yet......
No one gonna pass him i bet !!!

He can score 5 goals in a game.....
never Can be Forgotten his name......
not only usual goals but also acrobatic....
He is a goal scoring Fanatic......

He is our number nine
one of the main reason for our incline

His and Wazza's partnership is the rest
Proudly they carry Uniteds crest.....
One passes the other one shoots....
one wears nike the other one wears Adidas boots xD

Lately our magician wasnt given a chance
Our little Pea was on a Goal Scoring Trance....
He was on the bench still he dint say a word..
He wanted to get on the field so bad but no one his plea heard

Then came 19th march and finally came his chance......
it was heading for a draw when Berba made the fans Dance.:D
Yes thats right.....he scored as soon as he came back...;)
He is our Bulgarian Magician and never loses his track...:D

-- Atharva Ghosalkar

What Goes Inside Chelsea F.C xD

when nobody is looking......
do you know in chelsea what is cooking ?
One player is busy fucking his team mates wifes.
trying to corrupt their lives...
the same guys is also having sex with his fav player
can anyone get more gayer.....'-.-

The owners favourite hobby is to sack staff....
for his succes rate he has a sacking graph....:P
other than that he spends 50 million on wankers
and if he doesnt perform terry will spank her....

The other players are busy fighting on the field while playing
if one comes the other says i am not staying
others fight during a games.......
the goal keeper calling his defender names

Other than that they are practicing shooting on fans
trying to attract bans......
bringing riffles to training
so much respect they are gaining

Oh and yes forgot another one..
so far this has to be the best one...
kicking away the UEFA Champions League in style
and then crying rivers of miles xD

Atharva Ghosalkar

FA Are Biased Cheaters...

Hey FA we know everyones jealous of our success
Whether its clubs,players,asscociations or the press.....
yea you write shit about us...........
we prove you wrong everytime you doubt us......>

but this tie you took advantages of your powers.....
Afraid of SAF you pussy wank cowards......
Run by people who hate United...
hate the only manger currently in the Epl Knighted

Jealousy.....it breeds everywhere,,,
there here and everywhere
SAF spoke the truth and nothing else
from you ass cowards is coming burning smell

he said less than what others said on and of the field
you just wanted to attack us and used the refrees as shields
hey Mike Dean how are you old Baldy
i guess before coming on you drink Bacardi
and you too Mr Rowan Atkinson
i feel like shooting you both with the guns

with great power comes great responsibility
you guys are refree's i pitty
even you FA...this is the most biased bored ever
dont worry SAF will find a way he is clever
and till then United we will stand
whether we are fined or banned

-- Atharva Ghosalkar

The Glitz Glamour and Fame Is a Drug (football related)

A Footballer spoilt with all glitz and the fame
Forgets his and his teammates name
because all he wants is the stardom and the glamour
his mouth and mind stammers.....

now he plays for the money and not the game
its a addictive drug and its a shame....
the money,stardom and popularity pollutes his mind
he forgets what he learned and leaves all behind
he follows this path which will lead to his careers rust
but for him its a drug , its a must !

And when he reaches to the end of the cliff he realises
all this fame and money were evil disguises
But now he cant to do thing
he would have survived if to the love of the game he would have clinged

Now when he is about to jump.....
he is wasted like others who fell in this dump
its too late now....too late to go back
this drug took hil off track and now he lost track

this is the story of 1 ressembling all
this drug leads to of the greats downfall....
and the talented that they had was wasted
they tasted the drug and now the consequences they tasted

-- Atharva Ghosalkar

Never Give Up...

Never give up , Never give up
keep moving all though the target seems tough
life is full of challenges , acccept them
keep moving towards your target like a stem
never give up however tough the target may be
never give up whether you are walking on the land or swimming in the sea

Challenges are meant to be tough
the road is never smooth its always rough
If people say its something way bigger than what you achieved
reply simply by saying atleast i believed
For before becoming a smooth road it is just rough tar
keep moving ahead although the target maybe far

Let people taunt thats what they do
to oneself you should always be true
For people just come and go
what you want and can achieve only you know
for people can only taunt and doubt
they wont listen to you if you even shout
So keep moving to your target  ,  and once you reach
the people will be the audience and you will be giving the speech

Only you knoe what you are...
never give up even if the target is far
If you dare to dream dare to do
dont care if people shout and boo
If you are true to your self one day your target you will find
Keep moving its all just a game of the mind

Work hard for what you want and keep moving.....
Dont just keep saying ,  keep doing
For if you deserve it it will be yours
On the way if one is locked surely there will be another open door
If you believe and work for it nothing can stop you
always remember like you there are only few....
For others are scared of this cruel world
you are the only one who kept moving all though the way was curled
And it will always be.......
For some one to have shade some one needs to plant a tree
be the one who plants and not the one in its shade
people will remmeber you for out of your life something you made....

-- Atharva Ghosalkar

Happy 101st Birthday OT.....:)

Today 101 years old will turn our 'Theater Of Dreams'
Home of the best team and nightmare for other teams......
The history of the ground never grows old..........
All others are silver our's is glittering gold..:D

saw some of the worlds best talent
none of them to face us at OT gallant
The other team would not last for a minute
Because at OT we were in it to win it....;)

At OT we load , shoot and kill.......
Opponents pee in their pants and fall like there is a oil spill :P
No one survived and no one will....
others cry while we chill.......B-)

OT where legends played........
Some went away while others stayed
But none dissapointing what so ever......
We would get the best talents , our managers were the most clever ;)

Our OT is now 101
the place where play the God's sons
OT will never get old and it will never die
looming at the trophy's rivals cry
Because nobody has achieved that and never can
OT the place where legends ran.....:D

-- Atharva Ghosalkar

Valentines Day Just Another Monday.....

Valentines day for me is just another monday
Eat , sleep , study and play
whats so special i dont understand
why do all people wear red clothes and love bands ?

the day of love as they say
Who gives anyway....:P
valentines day for me is just another monday
Eat , sleep  study and play

give a chocolate , give a rose
lets click a romantic photo.....give a pose
i dont knoe whats with these guys......;S
spending money on Useless buy's

in my life count of valentine days is 14
i just dont get !! (not being mean )
those who have expierienced it say its a wonderfull thing......
well tell me how long to each other do you cling ?

its just an ordinary day like another
so listen to me my sisters and my brothers
but i cant give you a final call
because it is something in which i am yet to fall...;P

if you dont have a valentine dont get glum
enjoy your single freedom......:D
if you dont have a valentine , dont get sad in anyway
for those who have , Happy Valentine's Day :)

- Atharva Ghosalkar

Manchester United Vs Manchester City

ooopsie dooodle doo
city we just fcuked you :P
i dont see any balotelli anymore
balotelli did you see the score ?
2 - 1 you read that right

giggsy showed again why he is 17
we bullied you city sorry if we were too mean :P
nani with a great finish
you are slowly slowly gonna diminish

saw who scored the goal that mattered :D
it was wazza ! the one who your dreams shattered :D
a goal that was oh my word !!
for us it was sweet for you it was sour like curd ^_^

we fcked you again at home.......
this year we will win our 19th and also take revenge of rome
this is how it feels to miss with a side full of devils
we also have smalling and rafael the next gary neville :D

we gonna kill everything which comes in our way this time......
after every match i will write a victorius rhyme
we will go above the sky...........
because Man Utd will never die......:)

Atharva Ghosalkar

My Club Will Always Come First.....

my passion for my club those who doubt
i am ready to have a bout..
my club is first then come the others
i still cant believe i was doubted by my brothers
you support ronaldo so get rid
you cry baby you are just a kid
various taunts i took since the epilogue
thats what made me to write this ,  it made me provoked

i support ronaldo but my club come first....
i am sorry vineet ultimatereddevil udeshi for the outburst
your continous taunts made me frustrate
i opened my minds gates
i typed anythin g that came in
whether it was worthy of a award or a garbage bin
but a man accept your fault
none of us are manchester united fans by default

we grew up and loved the club
for their matches going to cafe bar's and pubs
everyone is entitled to their own opinions
we are brothers lets not be villains

let me make this clear i love CR7
But he is nothing compared to  our clubs 11
i love him , love him a lot
but Manchester united occupies my hearts top spot :)

Remembering The Busby Babe's

those busby babes who for united played
dint even live life completely before they were slayed
their last time together was on foreign soil
the last time together,before the turmoil

they were the best to ever play
the flowers of manchester now lay...
they rest in peace till this day
we shall never forget the god's cruel way
for he was jealous of the worlds best team
and our greatest manager with the greatest self esteem

Duncan Edwards the best best the world could have seen
he went away before his prime and to knoe how awesome he would have been then i am keen
when he was 18 he played for his nation
his football skills were like a temptation

 the other babes also to be never forgotten
for without them united would have rotten

Roger Burne,Eddie Coleman, Billy Whealen and Geoff Bent
the disaster they went through , in football was a big dent
never forget Tommy Taylor and David Pegg
all of them had a magical leg

for what they did on the pitch were the people's dream...
Manchester United the greatest team
they might have gone but we will never forget them
forever they will remain english football's gem..............

Atharva Ghosalkar