Saturday, January 22, 2011

Man Utd vs Birmingham (2nd)


damn i missed birmingham getting owned by united :'(
5 - 0 they were thumped berba , wazza and giggs were ignited..
nani sealed the deal..
on playing against us mr.foster thats how you feel

yeah you heard it right 5 - 0 !!!!
berba with the hattrick already had made you grill(ed)
giggs and nani gave the cake its iceing
nothing would have happen without wazza's passing

so its good mr.foster you realised
we are assasins ,just in football players disguised
because we root , shoot & kill
dont believe ? do check your hospital bill...................

you can never overwrite us , we are fergie's babes
our swooping is the epilogue of match days.............
old trafford is your hell and our heaven
you are 11 wankers while we are gods 11
and our master is sir alex ferguson.............
now you know why on hearing his name rivals run............:D

i will be a red till i die............
may it be the happiest times , or times which make you cry
my loyalty to the club will never be questioned
from me however far this club may distant............

- atharva ghosalkar


Friday, January 21, 2011

No Swearing.......:(

damn i so badly wanna rap
but i need to use slang , this feels like a trap
i am a no slang guy but this thing feels like such a barrier
i wanna carry it but i got no carrier
damn how do i separate profession and life
i am 14 dnt even have a wife !!

so why shoudnt i use it............
this is eating my head bit by bit
this leads to me getting lost for words
cnt do anything except see around my head circling birds
i wanna scream i wanna shout
i wanna tell you what i am talking about

my trying of becoming free with my vocabulary
is leading to my fury !!
because i wanna use what i knoe and knoe what i dont use
i dont wanna care whether or not its a abuse

something inside me doesnt let me do this
without this there is no fun in a diss
i wanna rap
why am i getting eaten by this useless crap
i feel like shouting to anyone who does not or does care
this shit is becoming like a night mare !!!
lack of vocab still haunts
i am a small boy my friend still taunts
i feel like swearing on his face
damn this guilt its becoming a disgrace...........

- atharva ghosalkar 

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Difference Between a Fake and True Friend............. ( rap )

if you knoe any fake dude
he is the one you should exclude aey
never could be a friend
a fake dude maybe someone's man hood he should lend

you must be wondering what is this
this for the fakest guy i knew is a diss
i dint knoe why i trusted you
man by now you should be fried stew

there's one thing you can never do and thts be real
this fake skin of your body do peel
you just lost 1 you gonna lose many more
you aint nothin much then a big bore

yea you can call me rude you can call me absurd
atleast i am man enough to stand by my word
atleast i never ditch my homie
its you fake's who act like " do you knoe me"

dont wanna talk could have told me like a man
then you could ignore me all you can
now you send some lame emoticons and apolagise
who can trust you now man you have even your real identity disguised
you aint the man you were once
true friends are rare.... , fakes like you are in a abundance

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspurs

as soon as the game kicked off
people forgot the clock
our opponents started with a scare
i was shocked even though seeing from my glares :-O

never seen such a game before !!
even a anti-football'ist wouldn't have got bored
one end to other , other end to one
bale and rafael making fantastic runs

hitting the post hitting the side net
it was a game if you missed you regret !!
not once the game lost its pace
it was between the best contenders in the tittle race

rafael only 19 played his heart out
angry young man , not even afraid to at the ref shout
but he was right , the ref was mad!!
rafael's sending of was a decision very bad
it was a unfortunate clip with the wrong leg
ref dint listen although rooney literally  had to beg

it was a shame such a game ended as adraw
other than the refree there was no flaw
vidic proved why he is the wall
he did his job even if he had to crawl

and how can wefget sir ryan giggs play
running from here to there he led the way
in the EPL it was his 600th game
he has certainly done enough to in history engrave his name name

atharva ghosalkar

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Following My Dream,....

restless days and sleepless nights just to earn a dream
working very hard although the hope seems gleam
but this is what life is about
to earn your rightfull place you have to shout
because until then people wont notice you
its your dream you are the one who has to give them the clue

this world is not fair
unless you work for it people would not care
its your dream you have to follow it
to get your chance your talent you have to exibit

work hard and dont get knock down
life throws challenges overcome them and dont frown
work hard and to acheive your dream you are bound

everybody has a dream but only those who work for it make it true
remeber it like it's stuck to you
just sitting at home wishing it would help aint gonna work
you are the lazyone and blame life for that jerk !!

so get  up and follow your dream
dont care if the hope seems gleam
because you atleast gotta try one time
dont succeed ,dont worry life is as sour as a lime
but dont give up and fight for your place
give the people a reason to remember your face

 - atharva ghosalkar

I Will Make It Big One Day.....

i am gonna make it big one day
people would go mad with just of my hand a sway
every one of my activity in the news
videos on me get a billion views

i would be in the stardom and the fame
but never spoil my name
i would be living my dream
impossible for me nothing would seem

the girls the glitz and the glamour
i will make it bigone day due to this grammar
writing comes for me from the inside
day by day my sea of knowledge grows wide

i am really young now,only14
but inside me is a special gen
i will surely make it big one day
and always look down at freinds for me who pray

however big you make it never forget from where you came
the fame and glamour is temporary, it can be turned into shame
at that time only those who love you will be there
 come back to reality this world aint so fair

- atharva ghosalkar

Science ( The Most Hated And Boring Subject Ever !! )

science is a intresting and boring subject in our curriculum
it consists of all those chemical reactions and physics sums
also gives us audio visual learning
but it was so boring inside me to sleep would be a desire burning

biology physics and chemistry
they were so difficult i preffered them remaining a mystery
who was albert einstein who was isaac newton
their laws as they called it for us were a big confusion

trying to learn alpha,beta, gama
only one thing came in my mind hai rama !!
while learning physics ch 1 force ,my friend asked me is it boring
my reply : " ofcourse " !

sometimes i feel why did god create science
but for it i also do have a great admirance
as without it the world would never develop
i guess people would never even see a cup :P

science o science i know you are important
but your formulas are difficult to learn ( although shortened )
but we learn with the hope for a better future life
with family kids and a wife
and i do respect your knowledge
but why do you have to trouble us all through school and college

- atharva ghosalkar

Resonance ( Coaching Class )




 when i came here i joined this coaching institute
it was like a studial tribute
its name was resonance
although after two months i dint go there once :p

4 of my school mates with me in my class
after a mock test we would talk about if we would pass
3 hrs of boring lectures and 1/2 an hour of lunch
in the break hanging out with my bunch

my class loved me i made them laugh
to punch my disciplinary card runnig behind was the reso staff
our favourite snack patis(a indian bread )and favourite choc cofee bitewe used to eat it day and night

the building incharge used to scold us for breaking rules
we were smart but he seemed a big fool
we used to feel shy to talk to females
while resonance wasnt shy to send us boring emails

i used to only like it due to my friends
otherwise it was a boring place with no trend
i do miss it a lot
but i cnt go back because the directors head must be hot :P

G.P.S (My New School)

gps is my new school
i lke although it aint so cool
as i am new i am not familliar with any rule

the teachers here are good, the students here are nice
my favourite drink here due to the heat is anything with ice
when i cam here i felt a bit wierd
with guys in my glass already growing beards

when i came here i had a little difficulty
to accept the people of this locality
now i am all set and its fun to be here
feel like giving this place a 3 cheer :)

the school teachers and students have supported me a lot
to overcome my stage fear always gave me a shot
my friends here are damn nice
been through with me in my sugar and spice

when i leave this school i will leave it sadly
i hope my friends here miss me madly
so i end this poem on a happy note
if you guys wanna remember me preserve my coat hahah :D

Friday, January 14, 2011

We Are Indian Football Fanatics

we are indian football fanatics
subratu saved us a humiliation with his acrobatics
we are a different breed and dont love cricket
its to common we score a goal and not take a wicket

we are the future of our nation
too ahead in cricket lets have an football invasion :)
lets educate people about this beautiful game
in our history engrave its name

and its not far until we reach to the top
everyone in front of us will seem like a flop
i knoe its a dream and it will come true
i am in it are you ?

- atharva ghosalkar

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Journey of a Young mind.....: Football Hooliganism

Journey of a Young mind.....: Football Hooliganism: "clubs fight each other they win they rule we just fans why do we abuse like fools although it s on facebook we abuse each other as it gets m..."

N.T.S.E National Exam (Grade 8)

on the name of ntse we did timepass for several months
all though we had books weighed in tons
our mothers prayed and our teachers made us study
they gave us homework to do but at home were socialising with our buddies

everyone was so hyped about the exam
that they were busy saying ram ram
but i was as cool as ever
have i ever taken anything seriously ? never !

the day of doom cam we gave the exam in a goverment school
there were no tables no chairs but just a piece of crap metal and a stool
neither were there fans and lights
mosquitos eating us day and night

our invigilator was less a teacher more a fool
i doubt she knew a single rule
there were flowers hanging on the ceiling
to puke at the mmoment was my only feeling

the teachers spitting on the wall madi it red
if we talked keepyour mouth shut is all she said
while going home i thought how i would spend my day
but also how we found small reasons to have fun in different ways

- atharva ghosalkar

My Life ( please read patiently its a bit long )

i was born to make people laugh
on my birth in the hospital mad went the staff
my mom was happy she had a son
little she knew since birth i loved buns

in the open i loved to run
fair since birth i got tan in the sun
while growing up i started loving football
my favourite hangout place was a fast-food stall

lol i knoe how could a chubby kid play sport
but hey , don't go on size big or small
that was my message to all

since i went to school i was hated by teachers
coz i irritated them so much they thought i was a different creature
but that was how i loved to be
make the class go into a laughing spree

as i grew up i learned about life through songs
allthough they had slang they did not seem wrong
they taught me how life can be on the worst day
i guess everyone learns it the hard way

one day you are gonna be slayed by satan in a way that might be fatal
but once you are gone you are gone
people may remember you due to dumb things like this song

hey dont get emo due to the above lines
btw when we get old our bald heads will shine
ohk lets continue on the short story's
in singapore i saw many gori's ( hindi for fair girls :P )

oh i fgot to tell you i also have a sister

 dont be suprised hey mister 
she is in grade 12
fyi she does not treat me too well

even at this age she cry's and acts like a baby
is she mature enough ? i dont knoe maybe !?!?!?!?
she loves all thos boring tv serials
for her i am like a criminal
but my damage to here is not as minimal like a little criminal
because i am a beast
fight with her for my favourite feast
but we are just like normal brother and sissy
i just hope when we go away she will miss me

well about me i am now in grade 8
lionel messi is the one i most hate
well i knoe this is less a poem more a journal
btw did you knoe my granddad is colonel

well i love to learn about world history 

the best part is the involved mystery
my favourite music is rap
all other thing 's sound crap

rap inspires me to write poems
without them my problems an my likes nobody would know em
thats about how my 13 years of life were
maybe i will  update my life's status again next year ;)

- atharva ghosalkar

Mom and Dad ( my first real poetry :) )

my mom and dad are my best friends
they allow me try out all the cool new trends
when i am sad i cry
to convince me to there fullest they try

when i  have difficulty with my studies
they are my teachers and my best buddies
i dont knoe where i would be without them
doing some wrong chore in a hooligans den

they have made me what i am today
i will give them the future they deserve someday
 -atharva ghoslalkar

Football Hooliganism

clubs fight each other they win they rule
we just fans why do we abuse like fools
although it s on facebook we abuse each other
as it gets more intense in future it can lead to crying mothers

while abusing we tend to fget they our brothers
we ust fans of the beautiful game and its teams
so dont give out beams of hate
these can lead to a dead mate

some people say it shows passion for the beautiful game
but is the passion so important to erase someones's name ?
because we football fans and thats it !!
so dont get into this useless shit

so to erase hate i am writting this
i knoe tht instead of this could hve even made a diss
but it would hve created just more hate 
so pls follow me my mates

so support your team passion fully 
dont become a real life and cyber bully
and if you think these thing s are cool
you are standing on a knife you fool !!

--> atharva ghosalkar 

( i hope you people try and understand my message )

Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi

who is better messi or cr7
both of them play for sides with players 11
but they stand out from the rest
becoz they are known as in the world best

for me i support ronaldo man
becoz he ust stands out for me and i am his big fan
becoz messi just doesnt creat the magic for me which rond did
the magic which led to the worlds biggest bid

born in a poor home
who knew this boy would grow up to win the champions league in rome
becoz he was born to play football
for him that was his life and that was all

he left home when he wasn't even a teenager
he joint sporting and soon he becam the major
becoz his skill stood out from the rest
little did they know he was the best

then he joined manchester united
it was one of the worlds best it made him excited !!!
there he won worlds best player and ballon d 'or 
he worked so hard because he wanted some more

now he is in the most succesful club in europe
is their anyone like him ? nope !!
becoz he is cr7 who learned football before he even knew what was a ice ceam
he was a boy who had a dream 

-- atharva ghosalkar

24 Carrot Gold Sir Alex Ferguson

who is the best manager ?
for me its sir alex ferguson becoz for others he is a danger
he is the most decorated manager in english football history
how could such a legend be born is a mystery

he stepped onto old trafford in 1986
following footsteps of the great matt bussby everything he knew how to fix
he was through the ups and downs of the team
he took them to heights extremes

behind our success he is the master mind 
as he stepped on the field managers teeth would grind
because they knew that them, he could out class and out play
thats why they find a way to run away

he is sir alex ferguson the greatest manger to walk on a football field
with a mind to build and break strongest defenses like steel
the title of sir was given to him for that
to honour him off we take our hats

because he is the greatest manger and we are the greatest team
thats why old trafford is known as theater of dreams
the loyalty of our manager is the best
he is the reason we are above the rest

he spent more than quater his life watching players running up and down ot
legends he has bought for the smallest fee
he is the one we honour and respect the most 
so for his 24 years at old trafford lets raise a toast !!

--- atharva ghosalkar

The Corrupt Reff

ref go check your goddamn eye
you bloody birmingham spy
that was a bloody hand now go enjoy listenin to ur favourite band 
thaat guy was offside
i would kill you if law wouldnt abide
you messed with the wrong team
we could give you a slow death by burning you in steam
next time baldy u better not cheat 
or we will make you in to fried meat :@

Man Utd vs Birmingham

oh dear birmingham
you gonna be chewed on on and spat out like mighty gum
because we are the mighty reds 
you better go susu in the bed :P
becoz you are gonna be phucked by us
so go catch to your home the quickest bus
coz we are the mighty reds 
we will slay you and cut off your head :D

atharva :D
GGMU
as the reds go stomping on on on ( on other clubs )

The Greatest English Rivalry

on sunday in fa cup it will be clash of the titans
manchunians against liverpudians
we are the clubs in england with the brightest history
our future is glorius while liverpools is a mystery

after this match arguements will settle for a few days 
but lame fans will try tto give excuses in many ways
"oh you bribed the ref " "oh the pitch was sad "
well actually the real reason would be " oh you played so well oh you made us sad "

if we keep away these lame quotes both the teams can win with honour 
not like those complaining gonners
but we are united and we are the best 
liverpudians i promise you we will give a goal fest

when we score goals tear your heart
pull your dreams apart 
becoz when we win we win with style
now please accept the truth and smile :P

- atharva ghosalkar

Man Utd Are The Real Champs

we are owning scousers so they cry
calling we a cheat hoping he will die
but we dont care we are united
thats why others sack managers while ours is knighted
you promised you would give us a fight
but i see some of your fans crying out of fright

hey king kenny
if you guys play like this i bet you wont get a penny
giggs was enough to kick your as$
dont feel its real ? turn on the bass
yea i write a poem everytime you say wrong
looking at our matches passionfully singing our song 

this is just the start of a horrile day
got anything to say ?
well if u ask me i do
all i wanna say is lfc booooooo
its not that i disrespect you
but to your club managers and players you are not true

atharva ghosalkar

Man utd vs Liverpool

we are owning scousers so they cry
calling we a cheat hoping he will die
but we dont care we are united
thats why others sack managers while ours is knighted
you promised you would give us a fight
but i see some of your fans crying out of fright

hey king kenny
if you guys play like this i bet you wont get a penny
giggs was enough to kick your as$
dont feel its real ? turn on the bass
yea i write a poem everytime you say wrong
looking at our matches passionfully singing our song 

this is just the start of a horrile day
got anything to say ?
well if u ask me i do
all i wanna say is lfc booooooo
its not that i disrespect you
but to your club managers and players you are not true

atharva ghosalkar

Useless Haters

there is only one thing haters can do 
is only shout and boo
because they are the fakes !!
you are real and only you are true

as they say behind every successful guy lies a pack of haters
they cant be as great as us so they become debaters
who gives about such fake people
dont bother whether its a boy a justin bieber or a girl

because they crave for the champions fame
cant become succesfull they become lame
glory hunters is their name
in the a** they are a pain

but champions never fall down 
they are just not champions due to their crown
for them it starts from the heart ends with the brain
haters get flushed through their drains 

- atharva ghosalkar

The Beautiful Game

eat breathe live soccer
sad when yor team loses happy when they score a shocker
passionate and knowlegable for this beautifull game
passion enough to change our name

on posts and comment always try to own other clubs
talk about and meet in your fav team caffes and pub's
some one is the geek some 1 is the wild one
the combination of all is quite fun

talk about your club endlessly day and night
beck your fellow fans in club fights
the fights are vulgar and out of control
but yo enjoy the victory if yo enroll

but its just not about the teams players or the debate
its about friendship's formed like me and you mate :)
because some one said it true that football is a universal language
and to never ever leavi it i here by pledge :)

- atharva ghosalkar